Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Where do I live?!?
Saturday, December 13, 2008
A Very Kitty Christmas
Oh the holidays! For anyone with cats, or a relentless anima, they know what I'm talking about. It always starts with the decorations and then moves on to the tree. Usually the tree topper for the grand finale.
You set these up and instantly their eyes widen with excitemen. Their little minds start spinning with ways to obtain that shiny obect on top of this bright, colorful, oversized outdoor kitty condo. The lightbulbs offer a sort of luring in, while they stay for the ornaments.
Anything glass or breakable is bound for disaster. If you're in my house, the tree also should be either in a VERY secure stand or bolted to the wall. Even when you've surrendered and the tree is sitting sadley in a box, there is no mercy.
The killing of the tree continues long into the night. Once the tree has finally realized Christmas this year is not happening, it's onto the snowflakes. There is no mercy for anything bright and colorful.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Sanity Insurance?
So there I am handing my baby over to a person I've never met. Continuing to express my love for bubble wrap and insulation to make sure no further damage is done. Watching my camera be taken to the back where I will see her in who knows how long.
I stand there and check the little box that states "DUH! I want insurance on this!" That's not what it says, but it's what I'm thinking. Now, I've worked in the postal industry before...things happen. You can't lie to me. I know that my baby will probably be fine and that eventually I will be able to prance along the streets taking photos yet again. But for now, I sit there and stare at the only piece of reassurance that they can offer...if we break it or loose it, we'll give you money for it.
Gee thanks. I feel so much better now. So what about insurance for my sanity? What about me worrying about the thing I just spent hours upon hours working to buy, saving my money for this prized possession. I doubt in the creation of this form they thought to put a line in that said "Don't worry, it'll be taken care of"
So there it goes. Off on the grand adventure to the Camera doctor. Be safe, don't take to strange parts. Come home safe. Lord knows I don't have the money to buy another one of you