"In matters of love, do actions really speak louder than words?"
-Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
"In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?"
-Oh my god! She's fashion road kill!
"Do we really want these things, or are we just programmed to think we do?"
-I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
"Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?"
-The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
"Do we need drama to make a relationship work?"
-I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
"I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: they are people who have recently moved in with someone."
-Hello I'm drunk.
"We've had a swell time, it's just... it's midnight, he's gay, he's got to start his night."
-That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore.
"As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and keep going."
-When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psyco.
-The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
"Do we need drama to make a relationship work?"
-I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
"I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: they are people who have recently moved in with someone."
-Hello I'm drunk.
"We've had a swell time, it's just... it's midnight, he's gay, he's got to start his night."
-That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore.
"As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and keep going."
-When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psyco.
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